Text 15 Apr 316,242 notes

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

image

Text 15 Apr 208,619 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Text 15 Apr 9,646 notes

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

Video 15 Apr 95,297 notes

pixie-late:

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

LOL

Video 15 Apr 81,070 notes

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

awww

(Source: stevenstelfox)

Photo 14 Apr 18 notes kojuro:

I don’t know how to oc… or something

!!!!!!

kojuro:

I don’t know how to oc… or something

!!!!!!

via the stupie.
Video 14 Apr 5,990 notes

smaupin:

Dammit, Ollie, you’d better not be late because you are primping that beard. 

Photo 13 Apr 46,613 notes cindersk:

For those who are interested.

cindersk:

For those who are interested.

Video 13 Apr 16,739 notes

buttart:

f-ili:

Puppy versus Dandelion

HE’S SO UPSET

Photo 13 Apr 167,406 notes lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute


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