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dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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deadjackjokes:

submitted:

This pizza is so frozen we can just stick it outside and the moon will proceed to name it “Jack Frost” and not talk to it ever again.

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nailed it

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faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

via .
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sassy Graham

thebakerstreetboyz:

sassy Graham

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awesomekickass:

Chris Pratt attends “The LEGO Movie” screening hosted by Warner Bros. Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures at AMC Empire 25 theater on February 5, 2014 in New York City.

Chris Pratt is an adorable child.

(Source: parksandrecreationnbc.blogspot.com)

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Photo 23 Apr 61 notes eeethannndont:

finally finished this after like three days

eeethannndont:

finally finished this after like three days

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spazz-fusion:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

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outofcontextdnd:

Rogue: [upon finding a ring in the woods] “Does it have anything written on it?”

DM: ”The initials ‘C.A.B.’ are engraved on the inside.”

Rogue: “‘C.A.B.’…must belong to a taxi driver.”

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